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smokinjoe
02-15-2010, 16:46
:lol:

When it comes to shovelin' the manure, these Vodka boys have no conscience. Here's a vodka that's gonna save the planet. :lol:

http://www.packagingdigest.com/article/448287-Vodka_bottle_is_eco_friendly.php?nid=3461&source=link&rid=6942636

"Bottles partially made from recycled glass.....OOOOHHHHHH!!!!! I'm sorry Mr. Onlyremaining100%virginglassbottlemaker, but your days are up!!

Real "Biodegradable wood top"......Oh, Baby!! Finally, my prayers have been answered. I've been waiting for the day when the distilling industry finally gets away from those nasty NON-biodegradable wood tops!!

"Labels made with organic ink".....I'm sold! I just really like saying organic..ORganic. OOORRRRRgaaaaaaanic. If it's organic, it's got to be good.

"Spent grain to local farmers for feed and fertilizer"......Never heard this before. Sweet niblets, why didn't somebody think of this before? Where do they come up with these great industry leading ideas??!!!

"Innovative engineering systems and techniques that lower power use"......Everytime I hear "Innovative" and "Engineering" and "Systems" and "Techniques", I get a woody. Don't tell me they've gone as far as positioning the light switch right by the EXIT door? Genius!!!

All this, yessir, ALL THIS!, and their consumers still "love its character and smooth finish." And, a sense of humor, too??!!!

:lol: Hey, Bourbon Joe, AVB and Fricky. Say So Long! to another bourbon. PLCB already has this listed on the site and needs the shelf space!! :lol:

Dr. François
02-15-2010, 19:15
No comment, just laughs. Very nice, Joe!

callmeox
02-15-2010, 19:24
Great post, Joe.

With the TTB regs in mind regarding vodka being neutral in character, does it really matter if your 190+ proof distillate is made from fermented potatoes, rice, oats, corn, rye or suburban grass clippings?

ILLfarmboy
02-16-2010, 12:48
For the enviromentalist with no taste and more money than brains.

In other words, I can see this shit selling realy well wherever population density is high.

bonneamie
02-16-2010, 17:33
Hilarious post, Joe. And yes, there are plenty of people out there who will fall for it.

Lost Pollito
02-16-2010, 17:36
Great post, Joe.

With the TTB regs in mind regarding vodka being neutral in character, does it really matter if your 190+ proof distillate is made from fermented potatoes, rice, oats, corn, rye or suburban grass clippings?
Nope. But, grass clippings would be a green twist.:grin:

Josh
02-16-2010, 17:48
Nope. But, grass clippings would be a green twist.:grin:

You guys have never had the Buffalo Grass infused vodka? It makes my bacon-infused vodka look sane.:bigeyes:

troyce
02-19-2010, 17:52
You guys have never had the Buffalo Grass infused vodka? It makes my bacon-infused vodka look sane.:bigeyes:

At least I was able to taste the bacon; Joe thought it was very old Bourbon Supreme

Josh
02-19-2010, 18:26
At least I was able to taste the bacon; Joe thought it was very old Bourbon Supreme

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