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CorvallisCracker
08-26-2010, 10:10
Bumped into this site yesterday:

http://www.bourbonandwhiskey.com/



All whiskey comes off the still as nothing but alcohol and water - pure "moonshine". Ingredients have little, if anything, to do with the flavor. The wood the barrel is make from, how charcoaled the barrel is, how long it's aged, the climate where it's aged, whether or not the barrels are rotated during aging, new vs. used barrels and the water that's added are what determine the flavor.

Dang! I'm gonna go get me some Everclear and a "charcoaled" barrel and make me some Bourbon! :slappin:

DeanSheen
08-26-2010, 10:23
Looks like the site only exits for ad clicks.

I gotta get me some of that Fore Roses.

OscarV
08-26-2010, 10:36
The contact email address has the word bourbon in it and it's spelled burbon.

sku
08-26-2010, 12:09
I like the description of Canadian Whiskey: "Must be masked, distilled, and agent in Canada"

Hmmm, a masked agent. Very cloak and dagger!

NeoTexan
08-26-2010, 12:33
My favorite part...

"Want us to review a specific brand?. We'll gladly add it to the list.

In North Carolina, all liquors have to be purchased at an Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) store.
If the brand is available here, you only have to send us the price of a 750ml bottle. Current pricelist. Commemorative bottles preferred.
Other brands can also be imported through the ABC if purchased in case lots. We can obtain a quote if you're interested.
Any amount over the cost is appreciated and, no, you don't get any part of the left over amount - bourbon or money! Also, there are no refunds."

Nice!!! Pay me for the bottle (Commemorative preferred :lol: ) and I write a review. :slappin: :slappin: :slappin: :slappin:

CorvallisCracker
08-26-2010, 12:47
I wonder if they'd take payment in Magic Beans...

fishnbowljoe
08-26-2010, 14:19
I wonder if they'd take payment in Magic Beans...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Does kind of sound like a fairy tale doesn't it? Joe

Res/st-or
08-26-2010, 16:04
"To be Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey all of the whiskey in the bottle must not be blended with any other whiskey."

And it has to be older than 3 years I believe.

dgonano
08-26-2010, 16:41
That's 2 years Resistor.

But you can blend it with other straight bourbons.You can even blend it with magic beans and call it Makers Mark "46".

Joshua
08-26-2010, 16:50
The email doesn't even work, if you correct the spelling error. What a disaster of a website.

CorvallisCracker
08-26-2010, 17:19
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Does kind of sound like a fairy tale doesn't it? Joe

Did someone say fairy tale?

callmeox
08-26-2010, 17:49
The domain registration points to this site:

http://www.bbsci.com/

Josh
08-26-2010, 17:59
The domain registration points to this site:

http://www.bbsci.com/

That's a great picture of you, Scott.

callmeox
08-26-2010, 18:09
That's a great picture of you, Scott.

Pull up your pants, it looks stupid.

cowdery
08-26-2010, 18:26
I thought he looked familiar.

harshest
08-27-2010, 05:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE1HHL5pL-8&feature=player_embedded

TBC
08-27-2010, 17:27
My favorite part...

"Want us to review a specific brand?. We'll gladly add it to the list.

In North Carolina, all liquors have to be purchased at an Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) store.
If the brand is available here, you only have to send us the price of a 750ml bottle. Current pricelist. Commemorative bottles preferred.
Other brands can also be imported through the ABC if purchased in case lots. We can obtain a quote if you're interested.
Any amount over the cost is appreciated and, no, you don't get any part of the left over amount - bourbon or money! Also, there are no refunds."

Nice!!! Pay me for the bottle (Commemorative preferred :lol: ) and I write a review. :slappin: :slappin: :slappin: :slappin:

Ha! That's rich.

callmeox
08-27-2010, 17:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE1HHL5pL-8&feature=player_embedded


That wallpaper is awesome.

dmarkle
08-27-2010, 17:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE1HHL5pL-8&feature=player_embedded

Wow, did you see the size of that glass he had?

callmeox
08-27-2010, 17:58
Wow, did you see the size of that glass he had?

The "standard" whiskey glass? :rolleyes:

dmarkle
08-27-2010, 18:56
The "standard" whiskey glass? :rolleyes:

Because a true gentleman and connoisseur doesn't swig directly from the paper-bag wrapped bottle. :drinking:

Dramiel McHinson
08-28-2010, 12:22
Sometimes the power of Google and Youtube can backfire on us. I can remember when the greatest majority of the world lived in blessed anonymity (around 1980 :-). Emily Post and Nella Henney never had a chance when the internet came to town.