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keith18
03-30-2012, 09:52
I'm going to use the money renovate and reopen the Stitzel Weller distillery. I'll invite all of you over to opening day.

clingman71
03-30-2012, 10:00
I'm going to use the money renovate and reopen the Stitzel Weller distillery. I'll invite all of you over to opening day.

Hey, that's my plan! While I appreciate the opening day offer, an invitation to the 12th, 15th, and 20th anniversary parties would be even better.

yountvillewjs
03-30-2012, 10:54
I wonder if $200mm would be enough to do the job. I can only imagine the cost to not only remove the asbestos, but bring everything else up to code. But I fully support your decision (should I be unlucky enough to not win it myself)!

Tony
03-30-2012, 11:26
So does this mean that a few of us are going to end up being partners? That should be fun.

I went and bought 5 easy picks today and I cannot recall ever buying a lottery ticket.

Best regards, Tony

grubbster
03-30-2012, 11:51
Just saw on the news that the jackpot is up to $640 million now. That should take care of about anything you would want to do.

BFerguson
03-30-2012, 12:00
Hell. I'll buy Buffalo Trace just to settle once and for all what's in each of the bottles. Pappy, Van Winkle Rye, etc.....

Figure its the only way we'll ever know.:slappin:

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pfiest
03-30-2012, 12:11
Damn it...I thought I was going to win.

StraightNoChaser
03-30-2012, 12:20
I'd leave S-W alone and just buy up every possible bottle of S-W Weller and Old Fitz on eBay :grin:

jcg9779
03-30-2012, 12:21
I'd leave S-W alone and just buy up every possible bottle of S-W Weller and Old Fitz on eBay :grin:

For the collectible container, right?

StraightNoChaser
03-30-2012, 12:31
For the collectible container, right?
Absolutely. I don't drink.

BarrelChar
03-30-2012, 14:59
I'm going to use the money renovate and reopen the Stitzel Weller distillery. I'll invite all of you over to opening day.


I'd leave S-W alone and just buy up every possible bottle of S-W Weller and Old Fitz on eBay :grin:

I'd combine your ideas: purchase a hundred barrels of OWA, then buy a bottle of VOF on eBay, put a 1/8th teaspoon into each barrel, and then go on SB to post that, "These bottles are filled with SW distillate." We can call it "Barry Van Charkle" or something like that. And as long as it tastes good, most folks won't blame me if my cover gets blown.

The bonanza profits will immediately be used to launch a national campaign encouraging ATF to shut down eBay sales of all liquor besides Barry Van Charkle. The remaining sum of $400+ million in winnings will be used to buy the world's largest stash of non-GMO corn for the release of America's first organic bourbon, tentatively named "Cowdery's Choice."

timd
03-30-2012, 15:11
The bonanza profits will immediately be used to launch a national campaign encouraging ATF to shut down eBay sales of all liquor besides Barry Van Charkle.

You crack me up!

ILLfarmboy
03-30-2012, 15:15
:cool: just what the anti-ebay folks need: their own 527

are you trying to give them ideas?

StraightNoChaser
03-30-2012, 15:35
Rofl omg this thread

Restaurant man
03-31-2012, 23:56
I'd combine your ideas: purchase a hundred barrels of OWA, then buy a bottle of VOF on eBay, put a 1/8th teaspoon into each barrel, and then go on SB to post that, "These bottles are filled with SW distillate." We can call it "Barry Van Charkle" or something like that. And as long as it tastes good, most folks won't blame me if my cover gets blown.

The bonanza profits will immediately be used to launch a national campaign encouraging ATF to shut down eBay sales of all liquor besides Barry Van Charkle. The remaining sum of $400+ million in winnings will be used to buy the world's largest stash of non-GMO corn for the release of America's first organic bourbon, tentatively named "Cowdery's Choice."

I hate this board and everything it stands for! Except this post:slappin: