Okay, this is sort of an unofficial "Wish List" for Santa by us Malt Aficionados. Here are the guidelines:
* The malt must be from a distillery currently producing. Sorry-- Santa doesn't have the connections to hook you up with some depleting stocks of Brora or Rosebank.
* The malt must be something currently in production-- Santa doesn't have enough pull with the distillers to get you something like an all-Sherry-matured, 17-year Cragganmore.
* The price tag must be less than $200 a bottle. Santa can't match the national deficit, you know.
And here... we...