Like all good coaches, I'm planning ahead. Here's my starting lineup for tonight's Super Bowl. Substitutions for poor performance under pressure will be made as necessary, of course!
Quarter 1: I'm starting off with a bottle of 2002 OF Birthday Bourbon that just arrived. Deep mahogany color in toast to the Bucs.
Quarter 2: Jim Beam Black, 7 yo, 90 proof. A fitting bourbon to honor the journeymen Raiders.
Van Winkle Half Time: While the commentators compare team stats, I'll be comparing the Old Rip 10 yo, 107 proof to its 15 yo, 107 proof sibling.
Quarter 3: WT Kentucky Spirit, Barrel 6, Warehouse H, Rick 5, 2-7-00. Time to add some Russell spice to the game.
Quarter 4: BT's George T. Stagg. No apologies necessary, here.
Overtime: If it get's this far, gonna have to reach deep into the bunker for the Martin Mills 24 yo.
Have fun tonight, all!