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    What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    Evan says he doesn't care if he ever sees another glass of Champane, He's got the girl, a check for a cool mil, made out to both of them. Here's a guy that will need a good shot of Bourbon, What should it be?

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    No offense to you Bobby, but who cares what he drinks? He's a phony so we couldn't trust what he said anyhow.

    Sorry, just ranting. Nothing against JM personally, but, I just don't get the appeal of these type of shows.

    I am getting crotchety in my newly acquired middle age. Give me HBO Sunday night shows for entertainment and NPR for news. That's all I need.

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    OK, let's see now. This $19K/year heavy equipment operator now has claim to half of the million bucks Fox just gave him and he's engaged to a school teacher babe he won over by deception.

    Bobby asks what bourbon he needs.

    Well, since "Fat Chance in Hell" hasn't been branded or bottled yet, I recommend that he first share a glass of "Four Roses" with the young lady (he'll only need $15 for a bottle of the single barrel), then settle down solo for a couple doses of reality, specifically, straight shots of "Bellows" and "Old Crow," 'cuz we know he ain't even gonna get to that bottle of "Booker's 10th Anniversary."

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    hehe, I didn't watch any of the show but if I had such a large windfall, the first thing I would do is buy a cabinet full of Blantons..

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    I didn't watch it either, but your post about what you would do you reminded me of something. Anyone remember in the movie "Office Space" when Lawrence said what he would do if he had a millionaire dollars? And it had nothing to do with TPS reports. Hey, Peter, turn on channel 9! LOL.

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    I feel sure that Joe "Clown" wouldn't know Ten High from Blanton's or Old Crow from Stagg! See ya, H'wood

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    Damn I guess I'm the only romantic on the forum, you guys are way too cynical!
    Really though I figured he'd be kissing his ass goodbye when she found out he didn't have the dough.

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    Actually, I thought the oppposite. Of all of those girls, Zora was the one who really could have cared that he didn't have the million. There were some REAL gold-diggers on that show, Heidi especially... And yes, I've gotten caught up in one too many reality shows!

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    Ahh, now I see. A little extra romance for your sweetie so that the bourbon bunker can grow in size. Good plan, Bobby, good plan!

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    Re: What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

    Old Crow poured out of a Bookers Bottle.

 

 

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