Why Are Square Bottles Better Than Round?

[CorvallisCracker]

Because when you work behind a bar and a fight breaks out, as a bartender you want to grab the square bottle to crack someone over the head with. He'll go down like a sack of potatoes and the bottle will still be intact as opposed to a round one.

You know this how?

[imbibehour]

You know this how?

I read it on the Interweb so it must be true...

[SMOWK]

My brother has broken a bottle of rum over his head. He's got the scar to prove it.

[cowdery]

Breakaway windows are made from sugar. I'm not sure but would guess that the bottles are too. So after you're done playing with them, you can eat the debris.

[p_elliott]

I've always wanted to get some of those break-away bottles that are used in movies.
I think it would be fun playing with them.

Breakaway windows are made from sugar. I'm not sure but would guess that the bottles are too. So after you're done playing with them, you can eat the debris.

The bottles are too. Oscar you can find almost anything on the web if you look hard enough.

[Inthewater]

I've always wanted to get some of those break-away bottles that are used in movies.
I think it would be fun playing with them.

http://www.breakawayfx.com/

"Bottles 1" tab, AB10 product number.

I bet the shipping will be killer, though.

This is glass or ceramic, also. The "sugar" stuff doesn't last very long and is apparently horrible to work with.

http://www.alfonsosbreakawayglass.co...Liquor+Bottles

There's an option in the USA. No specific "bourbon" bottle there, though.

Let us know how it goes!

[StraightNoChaser]

Square bottles are right all around



I crack me up

[Jono]

To go along with the bottle...do you prefer a square or round shot glass?

Round seems to impart better mouth feel....