Put the little one down about nine, grab a shower, and pour 1-2 fingers from 1-2 bottles 1-2 times a week.
Not to derail the thread, but this question was posed to me recently.
"If there were a bourbon that were non-alcoholic, and you couldn't tell from the taste that it actually contained no alcohol, would you drink more, less, or the same?"
I answered that I would drink a lot more of this "magic" bourbon alone, and about the same of alcoholic bourbon with friends.
Friday, beer and bourbon
Saturday, Wine, beer and bourbon
Sunday, beer and bourbon
Tuesday, light beer
Seriously, I have a 7mo. baby and since he was born I struggle to keep my eyes open after 1 1/2 pours. He has to learn to sleep through the night.
If God made anything better than bourbon he must have kept it for Hisself.
"A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end-- In the meantime it is good to drink whiskey."
I find rubbing bourbon on my gums greatly helped with my kids' teething... maybe I misunderstood the question
Life's too short, and there's too much good whiskey within reach.
Seems like a LOT of parents of little kids are drinkers.....count me as one
Those cold winter evenings when it gets dark at 5:00pm and the kids are screaming in your face and will be for the next 4 hours....THAT is why bourbon was invented.
Rye whiskey makes the sun set faster.