Put the little one down about nine, grab a shower, and pour 1-2 fingers from 1-2 bottles 1-2 times a week.
Not to derail the thread, but this question was posed to me recently.
"If there were a bourbon that were non-alcoholic, and you couldn't tell from the taste that it actually contained no alcohol, would you drink more, less, or the same?"
I answered that I would drink a lot more of this "magic" bourbon alone, and about the same of alcoholic bourbon with friends.
Thursday, bourbon
Friday, beer and bourbon
Saturday, Wine, beer and bourbon
Sunday, beer and bourbon
Monday, AA
Tuesday, light beer
Seriously, I have a 7mo. baby and since he was born I struggle to keep my eyes open after 1 1/2 pours. He has to learn to sleep through the night.![]()
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
"A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end-- In the meantime it is good to drink whiskey."
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I find rubbing bourbon on my gums greatly helped with my kids' teething... maybe I misunderstood the question![]()
I guess "give 'em the bird" isn't just a marketing slogan, it's a brand management strategy, too.
Seems like a LOT of parents of little kids are drinkers.....count me as one![]()
Those cold winter evenings when it gets dark at 5:00pm and the kids are screaming in your face and will be for the next 4 hours....THAT is why bourbon was invented.
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Rye whiskey makes the sun set faster.
Amen, brother. I mean, God love 'em, but there are times when the little shits are going so nuts on me that all I can do to stay alive is count the hours until their bed time and then head straight for the liquor cabinet for a nice tall pour of bourbon. Yes indeed, it definitely soothes the soul and puts the blood pressure back where it belongs. Surely Ben Franklin must have said something wise on the matter.![]()
"I distrust a man who says 'when.' He's got to be careful not to drink too much, because he's not to be trusted when he does." Sydney Greenstreet