Secondhand fart gas is a leading cause of hilarity, you know. To put a stop to this health menace, bills are being written to ban farting in restaurants and bars. The pinto bean lobby has major juice (so to speak) in DC, though, so the bills aren't expected to get passed (so to speak!).
You know what never gets old? Farthumor. Yup, farth umor.
"A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end-- In the meantime it is good to drink whiskey."