It's the end of the world, Big Ed. Don't forget your friends!
P.S.--No single malts?
Friends welcome, unclebunk. But for you that flight out of O'Hare is gonna be bumpy. United isn't likely to be able to fly above the fire and brimstone hailstorm, and the best you'll get on the way over is Jim Beam Black, ...till they run out, ... after about 35 minutes under the circumstances.
p.s. I don't thinks the single malts would follow the VWFRR very well.