It may sound pompous but I like Bourbon Aficionado.
It may sound pompous but I like Bourbon Aficionado.
God gave me wisdom but the Devil gave me style
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Col. Charles K. "Crotchety" Cowdery
"Whiskey Don't Keep."
I always thought it was "Cowdery".
"You can't claim to have been drinkin all day if you don't start first thing in the mornin."
So, I guess according to the Society of Wine Experts, it's a "Certified Spirits Specialist"?
Well, how can it not be McCormick's, the $7 well bourbon of the finest dive bars? Tastes like kerosene and sadness.
certification?,.......... aint got no certification,...............dont need not stinking certification!
"You can't claim to have been drinkin all day if you don't start first thing in the mornin."
After doing some research I've determined there's no law that says I can't open the Squire Institute for Spirits Certification. Sooo, send me a check for $500.00 and I'll see you are certified as a Bourbon Expert.
There's a test of course . . . your check has to clear.
$500 payable to Squire.....? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Whats the mailing address?
"You can't claim to have been drinkin all day if you don't start first thing in the mornin."
I was thinking blowhard to keep it polite.
[Liberty Valance lays shot in the street]
(Dr) "Quick whiskey!"
[ Dr drinks from whiskey bottle, kicks over Liberty Valance]
(Dr) "He's Dead"