Get behind me Satan.
"The goal is to become one with the elements, grain, yeast, water and fire." - Squire, Bourbon Zen Master
Tell 'em you're a bartender and they'll pray for 'ya.
Here's another funny one here. Restaurants can't serve alcohol to you on Sunday untill 12 noon. Unless you also order food at the same time......then they can serve beginning at 11:30 am.
No US taxpayer was harmed in the making of my Ford racecar.
Now I can see where the change to Daylight Savings Time can be useful.
Here's my favorite Iowa rule inmates on parole etc. can not go into establishments that sell alcohol. All hard liquor in Iowa has to be bought by liquor stores etc. from the state. Guess who works in the state liquor warehouse? Inmates.
[Liberty Valance lays shot in the street]
(Dr) "Quick whiskey!"
[ Dr drinks from whiskey bottle, kicks over Liberty Valance]
(Dr) "He's Dead"