More like a month late.
Col. Charles K. "Crotchety" Cowdery
"Whiskey Don't Keep."
Updated news article today--- or should i put this in a new thread?
If you drink 2 bottles, she will look 25 again!
Why would he drink it straight from the bottle? Gulping down and not sipping. I don't think he is drinking for enjoyment but likely have some "problem".
Restitution is probably hard getting it from someone who may not be able to pay and fairly old.
Hmm... won't the value if the remaining bottles increase since there are so many fewer of them now? Surely the stone-cold, lead pipe lock "estimated" value of $2500ea before the larceny can be made to be $7500 now.
Interesting how the trusted family friend (ie employee) may not have been as much a friend as she chose to remember it. Suppressed anger at employer?
"...that we here highly resolve that these empty bottles shall not have been drunk in vain..."
They ought to give that guy a medal!!!!! That whiskey had no chance of being consumed unless it was free (to someone) god bless the man who knows what whiskey is for. It's not a goddam painting ya know
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
Some Zombie threads just won't die.