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  1. #1
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    Well, how can it not be McCormick's, the $7 well bourbon of the finest dive bars? Tastes like kerosene and sadness.

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    J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Ok I'll be the first:
    Who did that shot of J.R.?

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Watch out if this works. Can't be long before Sue Ellen Ewing "My Friend", Gregory House MD "Ease Your Pain" or Ted Kennedy's Very Special Old Chappaquiddick barrel proof bourbons hit the shelves.
    Mark
    "...that we here highly resolve that these empty bottles shall not have been drunk in vain..."

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Goofy and a bit ridiculous, but in all honestly he's only marginally more fictitious than the legends of Elijah Craig, Evan Williams and co.
    Last edited by ramblinman; 04-16-2013 at 12:34.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Yeah, but who's even gonna recognize the name? Granny? It just doesn't sing.
    May as well have gone for 'I Dream of Bourbon'.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Gilligan's Bourbon!
    Well, how can it not be McCormick's, the $7 well bourbon of the finest dive bars? Tastes like kerosene and sadness.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by Borchard View Post
    Gilligan's Bourbon!

    Lil' Buddy Bourbon?

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinman View Post
    ?.....he's only marginally more fictitious than the legends of Elijah Craig,
    Dude!! That statement borders on blasphemy.
    "You can't claim to have been drinkin all day if you don't start first thing in the mornin."

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Best thread of the day!? Or just my relief @finishing the IRS dance?

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    I'll hold out for Patrick Duffy Rye.

 

 

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