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  1. #1
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    Well, how can it not be McCormick's, the $7 well bourbon of the finest dive bars? Tastes like kerosene and sadness.

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    J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Ok I'll be the first:
    Who did that shot of J.R.?

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Watch out if this works. Can't be long before Sue Ellen Ewing "My Friend", Gregory House MD "Ease Your Pain" or Ted Kennedy's Very Special Old Chappaquiddick barrel proof bourbons hit the shelves.
    Mark

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Goofy and a bit ridiculous, but in all honestly he's only marginally more fictitious than the legends of Elijah Craig, Evan Williams and co.
    Last edited by ramblinman; 04-16-2013 at 11:34.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Yeah, but who's even gonna recognize the name? Granny? It just doesn't sing.
    May as well have gone for 'I Dream of Bourbon'.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Gilligan's Bourbon!
    Well, how can it not be McCormick's, the $7 well bourbon of the finest dive bars? Tastes like kerosene and sadness.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    I'll hold out for Patrick Duffy Rye.

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    J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by Borchard View Post
    Gilligan's Bourbon!
    They could also issue a younger bottling called Maynard G. Krebs Bourbon
    Jim

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    I only drink Major Healey Small Batch.

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    Re: J.R. Ewing Bourbon? Really?

    I've heard that the 80 proof Barney Fife Bourbon is a little "thin".
    " I never met a Weller I didn't like"

 

 

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