Look, I am as Texan as they come. In a state where Yankees from the Rust Belt have diluted the accent I still say Howdy as "Heidi" and say "nine" as "nighuun"..hell I won a prize in the third grade for drawing the Alamo. But I'll be &^%$43 if I will pay $160 for a 375ml bottle of 3 to 4 year old whiskey..even if it is made in Texas. Garrison has been spending too much ^%$ time with the East and West Coast wannabes in Austin (AKA t-sips to us Aggies). That's insane.

Before this is sent to PR@C the t-sips out there know I am just having a bit of fun..but seriously $160??