Now, I'm just spamming my post count. It's late and I'm drinking. CAST THE FIRST STONE!
I did forget one funny interaction which regarded the 1973 Beam decanter that was graciously gifted to me by a good friend. One of my tactics is to fein transparency by showing off a few acquisitions. I knew immediately that one would be this..."distinct" looking decanter. My wife has very specific tastes, and "genie-in-a-bottle" 1970s whiskey decanters is not among them. She spent so much time trying to figure out how to tell me to get rid of it once it was empty without sounding too bossy that I think she completely missed anything and everything else.
Well, except the beer in the fridge