Quote Originally Posted by LostBottle View Post
Remember what was said about us asking questions about the contents of those bottles we have to work so hard to chase for the privilege of paying a not insignificant amount:

This pretty much sums up the Van Wonka product marketing:

Remember? Uh, no...not really. Remind me again tomorrow...Perhaps, you'll make your point eventually...Or, go with the tried and true method...bang your spoon on the table, kick your feet wildly in your high chair, and throw your bowl of mashed peas across the room....