I was sure that Baker's would be the winner. My quarter-full bottle has been calling out to me ever since the voting started.

Because there's so little left, I've been saving it for BOTM and resisting the temptation to finish it off. Now I will probably succumb.

Can I go to court and demand a recount? What about hanging chads, long lines and people who forgot to vote; don't people who can't follow instructions have a right to be heard? On second thought, let's not recount all the votes. Let's exclude Lawerenceburg and Franklin County. Focus on finding the missing votes from Clermont; I know that if we keep looking, we'll find them. How dare the other side try to steal this election?

Yours truly,
Dave Morefield