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    Bad Bourbon Dreams

    I'm not sure what I ate or drank last night but I dreamed that half my bourbon bunker was stolen. I remember taking inventory and noticed that the ghost took all the good stuff......Hirsch Blue, ORWV 15, Pappy 15/20/23, dusty bottles, etc. I tried choking him to tell me where he put my bourbon but that didn't work too well (he is a ghost after all). I'm just glad I woke up.
    Last edited by ggilbertva; 07-30-2009 at 07:36.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    I dreamed last night I bought a used school bus to take to the KBF and then remembered I don't have license to drive a school bus.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    Quote Originally Posted by p_elliott View Post
    I dreamed last night I bought a used school bus to take to the KBF and then remembered I don't have license to drive a school bus.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
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    Far out, man! Don't forget tie-dyed curtains on the bus!
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    I woke up this morning with a larger bourbon collection and a sore neck.

    I'm glad I woke up as well.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    I once drempt that I was in a large bar with decor much like a large steakhouse chain. I ordered a full bottle of WT 101. But when I got back to my table the bottle had become a tall peanut butter jar that someone had decanted the whiskey into, and had done a poor job of cleaning the peanut butter out of it prior to decanting.

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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    When our dog was a puppy he peed on the bottom shelf of the book case that I used to keep my bottles on. I found it and cleaned it up but that night I had nightmare that the pee had gotten into the bottles and ruined them.
    And the bottom shelf was where the BT labels were.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    Once had a dream that I met Julian Van Winkle but he didn't like me abd said I couldn't buy any Pappy 15 ever again.
    "Brownest of the brown liquors..so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!" L. Hutz

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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    Quote Originally Posted by tommyboy38 View Post
    Once had a dream that I met Julian Van Winkle but he didn't like me abd said I couldn't buy any Pappy 15 ever again.
    LOL.....you better start buying all the Pappy 15 you can just in case you bump into him.
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    Re: Bad Bourbon Dreams

    I would if I could find any. Luckily I have two in the bunker in addition to one open.
    "Brownest of the brown liquors..so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!" L. Hutz

 

 

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