Flyfish Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 The intent is to focus on bourbon or whisky related quips but, if precedence is any indicator, some of you will go wherever you choose regardless. So, lay on MacDuff and damned be he who cries "Hold! Enough!" No, wait, that is not at all the kind of quip I had in mind. Try something more along the lines of "Drink responsibly" means be extra careful not to spill your bourbon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnbowljoe Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 “Make mine a double!” Biba! Joe 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehRegion219 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 "3 fingers, straight up" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnbowljoe Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, TehRegion219 said: "3 fingers, straight up" Had one something like this in mind. Might post it later. Biba! Joe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz June Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dr-fauci-reports-that-alcohol-may-help-people-survive-coronavirus-briefings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyfish Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Jazz June said: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dr-fauci-reports-that-alcohol-may-help-people-survive-coronavirus-briefings Now that was really sneaky. You post a one liner that is linked to the full explanation. I admire that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulO Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I'm going out to get "groceries". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanP Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got a couple of bottles of bourbon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnbowljoe Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Two fingers (and a thumb) for me, one finger for you. Biba! Joe 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil T Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 ^^The Cash picture is a classic. I downloaded it several years ago and send it to friends all the time.^^ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosgar Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 hours ago, DanP said: My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got a couple of bottles of bourbon. Please have someone post your obituary here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeySnakes Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Not a one liner but...I like it anyway. From an early Richard Prince "Joke Painting"... My father was never home, he was always drinking booze. He saw a sign saying DRINK CANADA DRY. So he went up there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flahute Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Not a one liner, but Flyfish said up front that he expected us to go wherever so....... This an old Steven Wright quip from way back and this is how I remember it so I don't expect it's an exact quote. "I came home really drunk and accidentally put my car key in the front door. It started up. So I took it for a spin around the block. The Police pulled me over and the officer asked, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledInBond Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMonk Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 My job being considered 'essential' right now is like a stripper telling me I am her favorite. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.B. Babington Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 hours ago, BlueMonk said: ... like a stripper telling me I am her favorite. hey wait, she told me the same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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