How much is enough

[Drunkonjack]

I'm not sure when to quit drinking. Is there a point when we should stop ? I've really never been to how much youare supose to drink .

I've drank entire 5ths and then some the other night I drank half a bottle of Gentlemans Jack "neat".

When do we say When ?

[CygnusX-1]

Based on your typing i'd say you had to much:lol:

[Drunkonjack]

Based on your typing i'd say you had to much:lol:

I'm starting to feel right at home :grin:

And my favorite was Rushes 2112 album

[hectic1]

You should definitely stop drinking...you need all the brain cells that you can get!

[Drunkonjack]

You should definitely stop drinking...you need all the brain cells that you can get!

I get smarter the more I drink .

Ever hear the Cliff Claven Slow Buffalo therory :skep:

[callmeox]

I get smarter the more I drink .

You *and* Dr. Johnny Fever

[CygnusX-1]

And my favorite was Rushes 2112 album

Its hard to pick a favorite but i would have to go with Hemispheres

[B3Nut]

I usually have at most 2 pours in a given night, or a pour and a couple cocktails on a gig. I must be a lightweight.

Yeah, I always liked Hemispheres too. I love Moving Pictures and Signals also. ..

TP

[ILLfarmboy]

I'm not sure when to quit drinking.

Before you yack...... That's the only hard and fast rule......:grin:

[independant]

Before you yack...... That's the only hard and fast rule......:grin:

And if you yack don't go back for more that's how you die.

Also get a breathalyzer

[CygnusX-1]

Yeah, I always liked Hemispheres too. I love Moving Pictures and Signals also. ..

TP

Yea besides Hemispheres and A Farewell To Kings my favs are Signals and Power Windows

[Klepackage]

And if you yack don't go back for more that's how you die.

Also get a breathalyzer

You have to boot and rally! I've never died from it.

[independant]

You have to boot and rally! I've never died from it.

[Klepackage]

Boot and rally lol I like that.

[ggilbertva]

Here's five reasons when you know enough is enough:

1. You enjoy the feeling of cold porcelain on the side of your face

2. You wake up in the morning wearing a child's Halloween costume

3. Pictures of you and your privates show up on YouTube

4. You notice the next day you have a tattoo of Herve Villechaize on your shoulder

5. You're singing show tunes while being tasered by the cops

.....anybody else?

[OscarV]

Here's five reasons when you know enough is enough:

1. You enjoy the feeling of cold porcelain on the side of your face

2. You wake up in the morning wearing a child's Halloween costume

3. Pictures of you and your privates show up on YouTube

4. You notice the next day you have a tattoo of Herve Villechaize on your shoulder

5. You're singing show tunes while being tasered by the cops

.....anybody else?

[jburlowski]

Here's five reasons when you know enough is enough:

1. You enjoy the feeling of cold porcelain on the side of your face

2. You wake up in the morning wearing a child's Halloween costume

3. Pictures of you and your privates show up on YouTube

4. You notice the next day you have a tattoo of Herve Villechaize on your shoulder

5. You're singing show tunes while being tasered by the cops

.....anybody else?

[fishnbowljoe]

Here's five reasons when you know enough is enough:

1. You enjoy the feeling of cold porcelain on the side of your face

2. You wake up in the morning wearing a child's Halloween costume

3. Pictures of you and your privates show up on YouTube

4. You notice the next day you have a tattoo of Herve Villechaize on your shoulder

5. You're singing show tunes while being tasered by the cops

.....anybody else?

[Picker22]

You have a shot in the morning to get rid of the headache....:cool:

[ILLfarmboy]

8. You wake up the next morning in bed, with your underwear on backwards, and there's $50.00 on the night stand. :shocked:

Joe :slappin:

I feel bad. I never got $50.00 out of the deal.:cool: Never woke up with my underwear on backwards either, but I've woke up many times with my T shirt on backwards and inside out and had to look all over the house to find my pants.:grin:

[Joshua]

I had a buddy who does a radio show, and every now and again it's all call-in, and they do "community shots." When that's called, he and everyone listening does a shot... people call and tell crazy stories, jokes, whatever.

Well it was about 2am and he was very... intoxicated... when I told him goodnight and I would call him in the morning about going camping the next day. I called at 11am... no answer. Finally at 3PM I got in touch with him.

Woke up to find...

He had ordered some bizarre industrial water pump piece off ebay.

He had all his clothes he owned crammed into the washing machine, dryer, and sink (unwashed, dry, just in there)

... and was wearing brand new, skin tight, price tag still on, little boys swimming trunks.

THAT is when the line of "enough" is crossed, traveled around the world, and crossed a few more times.

[bigman]

Any more, I stick with between 1 and 3 drinks on any given evening. Holidays and special occasions excluded. However, not that long ago, it was different, when I was single and in party mode. Then I would have to add;

-You wake up and notice that your phone has a lot of calls that you don’t remember making, and upon further investigation you realize that you started at the first number in your cell phone and called every number init till you passed out or the battery died, your boss included….luckily he has done this to you in the past and totally understands.

-you wake up and your front door is kicked in, and you can’t find your truck, or keys.

-you wake up your front door is kicked in, your wearing your boots, but your pants are laying on the floor with the legs cut from the ankle to the knee, presumably to get the pants off over the boots, and your house keys are in the pocket of the pants.

-you wake up in the yard, yours or someone else’s, with a dog, or other animal, standing on your chest staring at you, as if to check for life.

These are just a few right off the top of my head.

[Virus_Of_Life]

When you confuse Jack for good whiskey, AKA BOURBON.

[TNbourbon]

When you confuse Jack for good whiskey, AKA BOURBON.

[Waiahi]

Christian, the only thing 'wrong' with Jack Daniel's is the price. I'll admit, I don't buy it, because I can buy a lot of things a lot cheaper that are just as aged, and just as good.

But, that said, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH JACK DANIEL'S (other than what they charge for it, I mean).