OscarV Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Here is a great pic of the Ladies of the Temperance Movement. After checking out these babes I'm glad I have plenty of bourbon bunkered away to poison my lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcheer Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Indeed. Your comment reminds me of something Churchill once said. He was speaking before some sort of crowd when a woman stood up and shouted, "If you were my husband, I'd poison you!" Churchill stopped and replied, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLfarmboy Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I wonder how many, if any, in that group were married. 'Cuz they look like a gaggle of bitter old maids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna56 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Sorry to drag the thread off topic; Churchill had some of the greatest quotes of all time and was a notorious imbiber.We all probably remember the story about the time, while attending some party or function, he came out of the bathroom before he'd zipped up. A woman saw him and confidentially remarked, "Why, Mr. Churchill, your thing is sticking out!" Churchill's reply: "Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is HANGING out." Cheers!Indeed. Your comment reminds me of something Churchill once said. He was speaking before some sort of crowd when a woman stood up and shouted, "If you were my husband, I'd poison you!" Churchill stopped and replied, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronHead Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours"PASS THE BOOZE!!!Another great Churchill story was after he had made some off hand comment to a woman she said, "Sir, you're drunk?" to which he replied "Yes madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinjoe Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 FUGLY, just Fugly.Most of them look like ugly men dressed in drag.:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virus_Of_Life Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 FUGLY, just Fugly.Most of them look like ugly men dressed in drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebunk Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Here is a great pic of the Ladies of the Temperance Movement.After checking out these babes I'm glad I have plenty of bourbon bunkered away to poison my lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Some of the 72 virgins that await jihadists....I bet they advocated temperence in all areas of life...if not straight out celibacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarV Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some of the 72 virgins that await jihadists....[QUOTE][/QUOTE]Jono, that's your best post ever!I'm not being cynical or just b.s.'ing.That was f'ing rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWBadley Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some of the 72 virgins that await jihadists....Yeah, lost in translation: it wasn't 'virgins' they would receive, it was 'raisins' :slappin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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