Light Whiskey - ?

[ILLfarmboy]

Here you go, Josh -- this ad is hilariously self-depricating!

[cowdery]

Here you go, Josh -- this ad is hilariously self-depricating!

The guy looks like he's had a powerful neurotoxin, not a glass of light whiskey.

[smokinjoe]

Here you go, Josh -- this ad is hilariously self-depricating!

Him: "I'm sorry honey. This has never happened to me before. Maybe, it was too much OGD 114."

Her: "It's OK, dear. Don't worry. I'm fine. Why don't I fix us some 4R Lights?

[cowdery]

An idea, perhaps, for the next BTEC or WRMC release: Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey finished with Pulverized Cialis (tadalafil) Tablets.

[Josh]

An idea, perhaps, for the next BTEC or WRMC release: Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey finished with Pulverized Cialis (tadalafil) Tablets.

[smokinjoe]

An idea, perhaps, for the next BTEC or WRMC release: Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey finished with Pulverized Cialis (tadalafil) Tablets.

5:00 AM C.S.T.

March 3, 2010

Somewhere North of Downtown Chicago

Ring…Ring….Ring….

CC: Uh..Hello?

BS III: (in an excited staccato-like voice) Chuck! Great idea, Chuck!

CC: What ide… Who the hell is this?

BSIII: Bill Samuels, Chuck. The ED med infused bourbon Chuck. Great idea! Couldn’t wait to call you since reading it on SB.Com last night! I’m gonna beat those cow herder’s in Frankfort to the punch!

CC: What?...(fumbling for watch) Do you realize it’s 5AM!

BSIII: This can’t wait! I’ve been up all night. Couldn’t sleep. Great idea, but I want to go with Viagra, Chuck, Viagra.

CC: Are you fuc*#$! Crazy?

BSIII: Chuck, do you know if any of these pills come in red, Chuck? How about Red?

CC: Uh…

BSIII: I like color Chuck. Color. Nobody know Cialis’ color. EVERYBODY knows Viagra Blue. I’m gonna go with them. I’ve already contacted Pfizer. They’re on board.

CC: Sure, whatever.

BSIII: My trademark people are already preparing the submission to the government. Blue Wax Tops, Chuck, Blue Wax!! This is gonna be huge. I need you in Loretto this morning, Chuck.

CC: Bill, are you OK?

BSIII: Never better, Chuck. Never better. I haven’t felt this good since I sued those cactus drinkers at Diageo.

CC: Uh, Bill? Uh, you’re not nearby….are you? Chuck says as he deftly peers through the blinds out onto the cold hard streets of Chicago, looking for any signs of danger.

BSIII: Heck no, Chuck. I told you, I’m in Loretto. I need your help. I remember your marketing days at BF. Great work, Chuck. Great work! I’ll have a car pick you up in 2 hours.

CC: Are you sure about this Bill? I mean, it was meant as a joke….

BSIII: Dead serious Chuck. Dead serious. I’ve been working on names.

CC: Names?

BSIII: Yes, Chuck. Names! How about “Makeher’s Markâ€! Get it, Chuck!? MakeHER’s Mark!! (Beeeeep. “ Sally, get the lawyers on the phone. See if anyone has rights to Makeher’s Mark!!â€!)

CC: That’s a little over the top, don’t you think, Bill?

BSIII: Yeah….maybe….(Beeeeeep. “Sally, shitcan that last request.â€)

CC: Ya know, have you thought of a cross-over marketing deal with a condom maker? Chuck sheepishly says while holding back the giggles.

BSIII: Brilliant, Chuck!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!! (Beeeeeeep. “Sally, get Trojan on the phone. Pronto!!â€) Chuck, this is great!!! We can include a condom with each bottle!!!! Get em happy! Get em laid! And, do it safely!!! This might help my reputation as being a mean old tyrant!

CC: How about blue condoms?

BSIII: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CC: Blue condoms with faux wax drippings! Chuck roars while rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter.

BSIII: Oh my freakin’ Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!! BSIII screams while blowing into a Liquor Barn brown paper bag in an attempt to keep from hyperventilating. (Beeeeeeep.Beeeeeep!!!Beeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!! “Sally, get legal again!!!!†pant…pant…pant… “Get them moving on a trademark for blue faux wax drippings condoms!!!!!!â€)

Thud…………..

CC: Bill?.......Bill???.......

[Josh]

"And the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay goes to..."

[cowdery]

Very funny, except Bill doesn't believe in telephones. It would be a handwritten note.

[barturtle]

Very funny, except Bill doesn't believe in telephones. It would be a handwritten note.

That's probably just so he can put a wax seal on it.

[dave ziegler]

I can tell you one thing about the Frost 8/80 Light whisky and that is the Light whisky first bought and put out by them was whisky bought from Continental Distilling as Continental was thinking big on getting into that market and suddenly decided not to and sold all they had to them. I had not seen this thread and someone sent me an e mail because I had talked to them about our started venture into light whisky and the dession to abandon the Idea.

Dave Z

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