Ill-Informed Discussions.

[Special Reserve]

I need a drink right now reading all of this...

There you go, I'll join you.

[CorvallisCracker]

Maybe we should merge with the diaperswappers. This site could use more women and they could probably use a drink.

Then even more folks would be coming to Straight Bourbon to get the straight poop!

[craigthom]

Oooo, I have some bad news for you.

I know. I subscribed to the Weekly World News for years. I loved it. I ran out of time, so I dropped my subscription, and they stopped printing it. I blame myself.

[kickert]

I feel for you man, lets all start a petition and get kickert IN!!!

Bourbon afficionados and fans demand addition for member to diaperswappers be heard

man there's a World Weekly News headline right there somewhere.

Just to clarify, you don't have to be female to join the site. But, every user is referred to as a "mommy" and there is no consideration that fathers too may be interested in the ins and outs of cloth diapering.

[barturtle]

Just to clarify, you don't have to be female to join the site. But, every user is referred to as a "mommy" and there is no consideration that fathers too may be interested in the ins and outs of cloth diapering.

I guess being called a mommy is better than be called a buttwiper.

[kickert]

I guess being called a mommy is better than be called a buttwiper.

Better watch it or I will whip your butt... oh... wait... you said wipe... never mind.

[unclebunk]

Sorry to take this thread even further off track, but when my kids were born my wife informed me that she was in charge of in-put and I was responsible for output, so I became the self-proclaimed "King of Diapers." Why, I could change my son's diaper in a pitch black room in seconds flat and jump back into bed without missing a snore. Except for that time my son introduced the "butt cannon"...

[Josh]

man I said it once and I'll say it again.. there is always a web forum for ANYTHING... :cool:

Just discovered this today: http://www.theringlord.org/forum/index.php?

Sorry to take this thread even further off track, but when my kids were born my wife informed me that she was in charge of in-put and I was responsible for output, so I became the self-proclaimed "King of Diapers." Why, I could change my son's diaper in a pitch black room in seconds flat and jump back into bed without missing a snore. Except for that time my son introduced the "butt cannon"...

Something to look forward to!

[imbibehour]

This topic has gone completely FUBAR

[CorvallisCracker]

We call it the "Basement Effect", newbie.

[kickert]

Sorry to take this thread even further off track, but when my kids were born my wife informed me that she was in charge of in-put and I was responsible for output, so I became the self-proclaimed "King of Diapers." Why, I could change my son's diaper in a pitch black room in seconds flat and jump back into bed without missing a snore. Except for that time my son introduced the "butt cannon"...

I am very much acquainted with the Butt Cannon

[barturtle]

Okay, can we just go ahead and move the entire thread to OT?

[unclebunk]

I am very much acquainted with the Butt Cannon

:lol: That picture is hysterical! But (or should I say "butt") I know how you feel when it happens. Josh will be buying a hazmat suit after he sees that shot!

[barturtle]

I am very much acquainted with the Butt Cannon

I have some friends who due to personal queasiness regarding these matters opted to spit duties (he said dootie:lol:), she took solids and he took liquids for diaper changes. Whose job would something like that be?:slappin:

[cowdery]

Maybe not so off-topic since I began this thread with a plea to only write about what you know.

[kickert]

Maybe not so off-topic since I began this thread with a plea to only write about what you know.

And trust me.... I know my shit!

[squire]

The older I get the more I realize how much I don't know.

[TNbourbon]

This topic has gone completely FUBAR

I don't know: once a thread is really 'off-topic', can if continue to be so?

In other words -- if a topic falls in the woods, is it now an "off" topic? (or something like that:skep: )

[ErichPryde]

I don't know: once a thread is really 'off-topic', can if continue to be so?

In other words -- if a topic falls in the woods, is it now an "off" topic? (or something like that:skep: )

I thought the saying went something like "when a mime is crushed by a falling tree in the forest, does he make a sound?" But I could have it a bit wrong. Mute point either way!

[jbutler]

Ed,

Are you small?

[craigthom]

I guess being called a mommy is better than be called a buttwiper.

Timothy, are you saying that you aren't a buttwiper? Way too much information, dude, but it does explain the smell.

[Josh]

Timothy, are you saying that you aren't a buttwiper? Way too much information, dude, but it does explain the smell.

:hot: :hot: BURN:hot::hot:

[CorvallisCracker]

It's starting to look like a PR&C thread! Even Jim's posting!

Although I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

[Josh]

It's starting to look like a PR&C thread! Even Jim's posting!

Although I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

I'm guessing it's an inside joke of some sort. I've only met him once, but I do want to take a moment and say how great I think Ed is and what an asset he is to this forum. We all love you pepcycle. God bless.

[etohchem]

what a crappy thread.