Balcones Winston Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I was all excited about good news I received today. I said, "I'm gonna open a good fuckin' bottle of whiskey tonight" at my buddy's place, so I set the bottle by my front door. I went to the bathroom for a minute and heard a glass crash. I look at the front door, my dog is walking away and I see this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyOldKyDram Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I hope you weren't too attached to ole Spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronWF Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Nurse! The mop!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkin Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 (edited) Consider it an offering to the patron saint of spilled whiskey....Saint Mungo the IntemperateSeriously...I give you credit for being able to hold the camera steady....If it was me..the sobbing would produce a blurry picture. Edited June 3, 2013 by Merkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerlam92 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 That's a PVWFRR? !!I hate to say this but if the floor is clean I am tempted to retrieve and filter it. Hahaha. But with the dog and such, probably not. Hope you have another one. CheersHugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil T Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I don't have a dog..life is good!!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyOldKyDram Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Brutal.It's like the Red Wedding all over again, only with rye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clavius Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Well that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyj Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 That's a crime scene...:bigeyes: if I ever saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savagehenry Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Quick, somebody get a straw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wryguy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 That's really rough, but unfortunately not the first time I've seen that happen with the flimsy wine/cognac bottle style that PVW uses. My buddy dropped a PVW20 from height of three feet onto a stone floor and it was in a million pieces. Meanwhile on another occasion, I dropped three Saz18s and a PHC cognac down a FLIGHT of stone stairs and they all survived intact. Dumb luck, but BTAC bottles are sturdy, as are all PHC after the first edition. I've noticed that the base of the PHC 1st is a full quarter inch thinner and a bit more flared and broad than the other editions of PHC (note my first edition is the 2nd pour - don't know if this is true of the 3rd or 1st pours). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskeyagonzo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Maybe some of those guys from the bourbon exchange would come by and “Hoover†your floor clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryT Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 DOH! I would say that I feel your pain, but I can only imagine the pain and agony of that sight in person. My deepest condolences :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halifax Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 That right there will make a grown man cry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAINWRIGHT Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 You can mark the outline of the dog and the bottle side by side on the floor at least!:lol:Damn shame my dogs usually only spill my beer,I feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hectic1 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would have a hard time not sticking the intact end of that bottle in an orifice that would make that dog very uncomfortable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcones Winston Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would have a hard time not sticking the intact end of that bottle in an orifice that would make that dog very uncomfortable! Well you're just nasty Bob that's why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richnimrod Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 So sad to see that pic. :bigeyes: I once dropped a brand-damned-new bottle of Elijah Craig 18 on my driveway and saw it break instantly into several dozen pieces. A very sorry, empty (in every sense of the word) feeling, indeed. My condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiskyRI Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 You have my sympathies. My question is what did you open to soothe your pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyOldKyDram Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 A can of whoop ass on a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dusty Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 A can of whoop ass on a dog.He shoots he scores! Well played sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyOldKyDram Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Thanks, but Winston is the one who scored. Per his twitter he "settled" for a 17 yr 4R OBSV. #straightbourbonproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dusty Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Agreed, nice consolation prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcones Winston Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 You have my sympathies. My question is what did you open to soothe your pain? I "settled" for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theglobalguy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Looks like covering the bottle in bacon drippings so the dog would tackle it worked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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