Santa Claus invented Bourbon

[squire]

Well it is cold up there, but who but the bringer of Glad Tidings and Holiday Cheer could have inspired such a creation.

[393foureyedfox]

Im hoping the fat bastard brings me some really good ones this year.

I am also hoping he doesn't read this forum....

[squire]

If he does you just made the bad list.

[Restaurant man]

Im hoping the fat bastard brings me some really good ones this year.

I am also hoping he doesn't read this forum....

That's funny. Gave me a good laugh.

[GaryT]

I'm hoping he has his elves come by and make my whiskey cabinet a bit wider and a bit deeper (and if he leaves a few choice bottles behind, I won't mind). The wife has noticed that it is getting full :bigeyes:

[squire]

Wives can count bottles but they can't count shoes.

[jonhalter]

New tradition at my house this year. My wife knows I hate trinkets and knickknacks so for the stocking from now on is a bottle of bourbon. Im thinking FRsmb. Thanks Santa

[squire]

I'm thinking bigger stockings.

[oke&coke]

That's why I stole Paul Bunyans socks.

[mbroo5880i]

I don't know if Santa invented bourbon but I know that he drinks it! :grin:

I plan to leave a bottle of something nice out for him along with a few cookies.

[393foureyedfox]

Wives can count bottles but they can't count shoes.

true dat!

if mine morphs into a centipede someday, she will be well shoed

New tradition at my house this year. My wife knows I hate trinkets and knickknacks so for the stocking from now on is a bottle of bourbon. Im thinking FRsmb. Thanks Santa

If only I could teach my MIL that one.....she gets such a kick out of cramming it full of all these little nick nacks that never get used, while the $20 spent on it would be much more enjoyed in the form of a Dickel 12, OGD114 (if it'd fit), etc....but, she LOVES Christmas! so, who am I to rain on her parade?

[TunnelTiger]

Wives can count bottles but they can't count shoes.

Truer words never spoken Squire.

[Special Reserve]

Truer words never spoken Squire.

So true, so true, so true!