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Galvin0791 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 47 minutes ago, bayouredd said: And finally, Tin Foil Hat Enterprises, brings you the one & only “Fish Bowl Joe" Keychain. I'll take two, please. Check is in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasick Sailor Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnbowljoe Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 As a moderator here, I do have some powers. Not all knowing and all seeing, but powers nonetheless. You better thank your lucky stars redd. If you hadn’t included any Weller/fishnbowljoe merchandise, I promise I would have made your existence here a freaking nightmare/living hell. Muwaahaahaahaa! Carry on. Biba! Joe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0895 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) LMAO ! TAKE MY MONEY... NOW! Edited February 13, 2019 by 0895 The new iPhone camera is awesome, btw. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayouredd Posted February 13, 2019 Author Share Posted February 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Galvin0791 said: I'll take two, please. Check is in the mail. Order being processed! Holding breath waiting for check!!! 9 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said: Do you accept Bitcoin? Yes; bitcoin, cash, check, chickens, bourbon & hookers. Make sure to punch holes in the crate if paying by hookers... 5 hours ago, fishnbowljoe said: As a moderator here, I do have some powers. Not all knowing and all seeing, but powers nonetheless. You better thank your lucky stars redd. If you hadn’t included any Weller/fishnbowljoe merchandise, I promise I would have made your existence here a freaking nightmare/living hell. Muwaahaahaahaa! Carry on. Biba! Joe Thanx Boss! Just make sure to fend off other moderators until their product opens up... 34 minutes ago, 0895 said: LMAO ! TAKE MY MONEY... NOW! Actually the new camera threw me off. I thought you were a new guy!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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