Some people really don't know how to serve Bourbon..

[Sloop]

I was at a friends house and was asked what I wanted to drink. They had some Wild Turkey, so I said a little turkey on the rocks.

She brings out a 16 oz glass with a few ice cubes filled all the way up with WT...

Now I like bourbon, but WT straight is meant to be sipped, not gulped.....

[SBOmarc]

...she was only trying to be a good hostess.

[barturtle]

Maybe she was trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.

[luv2hunt]

Maybe she was trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.

:slappin::slappin::slappin::slappin:

[ILLfarmboy]

Maybe she was trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.

Perhaps, but with that much bourbon..............

[Sloop]

Maybe she was trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.

LOL.... NOT!!!

[craigthom]

Perhaps, but with that much bourbon..............

Say no more.

[HipFlask]

One time at a hotel stay they handed out two free drink tickets. So I walk down to the bar. The only bourbon they had was Jimmy Beam White. I ordered 2 to go like this "I would like two Jim Beams in lowball glass neat". The bartender grabs two lowball glasses and starts for the ice and I stop her to explain "neat". The Bartender grabs the whiskey and proceeds to fill them to the brim. I almost stopped her since at home a normal pour is two fingers. Sometimes it is a good thing when they don't know!

[TomH]

Now if she had been trying to take advantage of him, she would have been pouring MM instead of WT.

Tom

[HighTower]

Now if she had been trying to take advantage of him, she would have been pouring MM instead of WT.

Tom

Yeah, but only if it was anti-WD Maker's Mark

IIRC correctly it was affectionately named "Makes Her Bark":slappin:

[boone]

"Makes Her Bark":slappin:

Ya know, there's more ways to look at that statement...

I think I have a good idea your intent :grin: :grin: with this one....

But being's this thread went south...let's add more flavor? :skep: :bigeyes: :grin:

From a female point of view...Make "him" Bark would be first noted :slappin: :slappin: I've see dudes so ugly that the greeting would be a "Bark" :slappin: :slappin: :slappin: and you'd do a douible take with...WTF was that?

Now that's ugly and that's when you'd hand 'em a glass full of anything just to put the light out! :slappin: :slappin:

Yeah, just nasty, butt ugly, barker, put the light out kinda nasty.

So's with them thar but ugly one's you pour the ole "Barker Bourbon" on the bottom shelf :grin: :grin:

Howszat? :slappin:

[gr8erdane]

Bettye Jo, are we talking Coyote ugly? You know, where you wake up the next morning and gnaw your arm off to keep from waking what's laying beside you?

[doubleblank]

Naw Dane, she's talking Double Coyote Ugly. The first arm gets gnawed off to get away quietely.....then you gnaw the other arm off later so when she/he comes looking for you, they won't recognize a person with no arms.

Randy

[boone]

Naw Dane, she's talking Double Coyote Ugly. The first arm gets gnawed off to get away quietely.....then you gnaw the other arm off later so when she/he comes looking for you, they won't recognize a person with no arms.

Randy

Randy, that won't work...How can he serve the Double Coyote, Double Deluxe Bark...with no arms?

More south from the south?......

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

[tango-papa]

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

I've always loved that joke! :slappin:

~tp