Mmmmm! Hand sanitizer!

[MarkEdwards]

Seems an alcoholic patient finished off a six-pack of hand sanitizer, bringing his blood alcohol level way up. The ethanol-based sanitizer is 132 proof:

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Alcoholic-Patient-Drinks-6-Pack---of-Hand-Sanitizer-124181369.html

[StraightNoChaser]

Sadly we humans have a long history of going to extremes for a buzz

http://www.ibiblio.org/moonshine/drink/jake.html