DeanSheen Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Long story. Full moon. 1:30 a.m Front Porch.I'm out smoking a cigar and this girl is walking down my neighbors driveway. I bark at her, "wtf you doing"? Nice looking mid 20's blond, a touch of bad forearm ink, out of her mind on something. All over the place, not sure where she is at, story is all messed up, lost, confused "I can't go back to prison for disorderly conduct" " I was wrestling with all these guys on your front lawn" etc. Well I end up catching a cab driving down the street with the flashlight I had grabbed to look for her phone. Got her in the cab and it took her away and I realize I lost my Rebel Yell lighter cover when she asked for a light and never gave me the lighter back. A SB member was kind enough to give it to me and I've become quite attached to it. I know this is a stupid post, but if anyone has an extra of these shoot me a PM and let's work something out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigthom Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I don't have an extra, but I recommend you sign up for the Band of Rebels before you miss another Christmas present. The lighter cover was last year's gift.The year before that, either for Christmas or signing up (they happened around the same time) I got a bandanna and a flask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p_elliott Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You get the bandana and flask for signing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaJeff Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'm pretty sure I have an extra one. Brand new never used. PM me your address and I'll send it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanSheen Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'm pretty sure I have an extra one. Brand new never used. PM me your address and I'll send it to you.Thanks Jeff, that would be fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmeox Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Got her in the cab and it took her away and I realize I lost my Rebel Yell lighter cover when she asked for a light and never gave it back.This is why we can't have nice things. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanSheen Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 This is why we can't have nice things. :cool:Dont I know it!Beware the petite blond ex-con 'cause she might just be a klepto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarV Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'll never beware of a petite blond, sorry I am tragically hetero.Not a choice (contrary to the religious right's viewpoint), I was born that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanSheen Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'll never beware of a petite blond, sorry I am tragically hetero.I hear that but look man, I had a few pours, there was a full moon, she was pretty cute, and she walked right into my yard and was confused, under the influence, and willing to talk to me. I mean the just does not happen to me every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasH Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 The moral of the story is, always get their phone number. In this case, at least you might have gotten your lighter back!Thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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