bourbonmed Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $3-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping cart, there's is a market for cheap wine said Kathy Micken, Prof. of Marketing at Roger Williams Univ. in Bristol, R.I. She said, "the right name is very important." So, here we go. The Top 12 suggested names for Walmart wines. Pay attention folks, we must draft a similar list for BOURBON should they decide to carry it next year. 12. Chateau Traileur Parc 11. White Trashfindel 10. Big Red Gulp 09. Grape Expectations 08. Domaine Walmart 'Merde du Pays' Reserve 07. NASCARbernet 06. Chef Boyardeaux 05. Peanut Noir 04. Chateau des Moines 03. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 02. World Championship Reisling And the Numero Uno name for Walmart wine.... 1. NASTY SPUMANTE Now, who wants to start the suggested bourbon list? Omar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Omar, I can't think of any bourbon names right now, I'm laughing too much! VERY FUNNY! Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_in_Canada Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 How aboutOld Yeller,orOld Rip von Stinkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradox Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 Evan Williams Multiple Barrel Vintage 1994 Calm Turkey Kinda Special New Fitzgerald Old Grand Ma' 114 Hancock's Vice-Presidents Reserve Rowan's Puddle Booker's - False Barrel Bourbon I know, I know, they're corny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourbonmed Posted September 11, 2003 Author Share Posted September 11, 2003 Mark, not as bad as this:'Evil Korn' Bourbon (193 proof, aged 48 hours, extra small batch), bottled by enemies of Even Kulsveen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 How about "wife beater white zinfandel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradox Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 Omar, here's an old similiar topic... I'm sure one of the suggestions in there will make ya' laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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