reeko Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Has anyone tried this before? https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/lifestyle/distillery-has-new-bourbon-flavoured-by-beaver-secretion-1.3970240 Would anyone actually try it? I would probably have one sip just to say I tried it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinbrink Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I got an email from one my regular places that said it was available for pre-order, don't believe I will regret passing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reeko Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 I got an email from one my regular places that said it was available for pre-order, don't believe I will regret passing on it. I'm thinking a lot are going to feel the same as you lol. Although I wonder if any whiskey bars will carry this just to try an ounce or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourserker Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Ummmm, that may be used to flavor some stuff, but that just sounds nasty. What's next, bourbon flavored with secretions from a dog's anal gland? I believe I'm gonna pass on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinjoe Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 27 minutes ago, reeko said: 36 minutes ago, kevinbrink said: I got an email from one my regular places that said it was available for pre-order, don't believe I will regret passing on it. I'm thinking a lot are going to feel the same as you lol. Although I wonder if any whiskey bars will carry this just to try an ounce or two. If you want to try it, Im guessing it’ll be on the rack at most lesbian bars... (ba-da-bum—-pssssshhhhh...). (ok, somebody had to do it...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosgar Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 What kind of sick, demented, marketing mind comes up with the idea "Hey.... I know what to put in this booze, beaver castor sac juice!" Perhaps Wild Turkey should come up with a new spirit that comes with a turkey testicle in the bottle, sorta like the worm in Mezcal. Does a buffalo have a castor sac or some other nasty secretion that BT can use? Fighting Cock.....don't wanna even go there. Where does the madness end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reeko Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 If you want to try it, Im guessing it’ll be on the rack at most lesbian bars... (ba-da-bum—-pssssshhhhh...). [emoji4] (ok, somebody had to do it...)Haha good one! Although now I'm wondering, can men actually enter a lesbian bar? There's no bouncer that says, no men allowed! The stuff I think about when I drink bourbon lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry in WashDC Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Vosgar said: What kind of sick, demented, marketing mind comes up with the idea "Hey.... I know what to put in this booze, beaver castor sac juice!" Perhaps Wild Turkey should come up with a new spirit that comes with a turkey testicle in the bottle, sorta like the worm in Mezcal. Does a buffalo have a castor sac or some other nasty secretion that BT can use? Fighting Cock.....don't wanna even go there. Where does the madness end? Here I sit after drinking some KC basic instead of rum. I logged in to read this thread. All my dinner just hit the deck. It doesn't rhyme, but then this IS an unusual time. Burma Shave. suck it up, EECUMMINGS. You started your own worm farm. Happy now? ASIDE - Fonzie just jumpd the shark, the bubble has just burst, the universe is expanding so why care, etc. Live with it. Um, buffalo tongue is, indeed, a delicacy. Beef tongue samwiches don't come close. KC basic down the throat. Nats over Yanks in the top of the 8th 5-4. In the glass? JB BIB with a whole lot of ice. Wife says, "Put some ice in that." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reeko Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 What kind of sick, demented, marketing mind comes up with the idea "Hey.... I know what to put in this booze, beaver castor sac juice!" Perhaps Wild Turkey should come up with a new spirit that comes with a turkey testicle in the bottle, sorta like the worm in Mezcal. Does a buffalo have a castor sac or some other nasty secretion that BT can use? Fighting Cock.....don't wanna even go there. Where does the madness end?Their marketing department probably did the research and saw that there was a niche market for it... I blame the hipsters! [emoji14] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richnimrod Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 WARNING: Thread Drift.... This entire thread about Beavers and Lesbians reminded me of an OLD joke, for which I apologize in advance. Bob & Bill are well into their Bourbon consumption one evening and the conversation turns toward women; sex in particular. Bob says to Bill; "What do you think "beaver" tastes like?" Bill replies; "I hear it tastes just like cabbage. Does that comport with your experience?". Bob answers back; "How the hell would I know?! I've never tasted cabbage!" Ba-da Booooom! Hey! I said it was old. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CUfan99 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Harry in WashDC said: Here I sit after drinking some KC basic instead of rum. I logged in to read this thread. All my dinner just hit the deck. It doesn't rhyme, but then this IS an unusual time. Burma Shave. suck it up, EECUMMINGS. You started your own worm farm. Happy now? ASIDE - Fonzie just jumpd the shark, the bubble has just burst, the universe is expanding so why care, etc. Live with it. Um, buffalo tongue is, indeed, a delicacy. Beef tongue samwiches don't come close. KC basic down the throat. Nats over Yanks in the top of the 8th 5-4. In the glass? JB BIB with a whole lot of ice. Wife says, "Put some ice in that." Hey Harry. How many drinks deep do I need to be to get this? I'm sober and confused! Still funny though! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reeko Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 I had about 3 glasses before I got it. It makes a lot of sense when you're in the right state of mind lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reeko Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Here I sit after drinking someKC basic instead of rum. I logged in to read this thread. All my dinner just hit the deck. It doesn't rhyme, but then this IS an unusual time. Burma Shave. suck it up, EECUMMINGS. You started your own worm farm. Happy now? ASIDE - Fonzie just jumpd the shark, the bubble has just burst, the universe is expanding so why care, etc. Live with it. Um, buffalo tongue is, indeed, a delicacy. Beef tongue samwiches don't come close. KC basic down the throat. Nats over Yanks in the top of the 8th 5-4. In the glass? JB BIB with a whole lot of ice. Wife says, "Put some ice in that."It seems like this may have triggered your writing prowess...imagine how your writing would be by actually drinking it [emoji14] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flahute Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Harry is a legend. Edited June 15, 2018 by flahute Gonna say it again. I want to be like Harry when I grow up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry in WashDC Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, flahute said: Harry is a legend. In my own mind, at least. Your check for pointing it out is in the mail. Sorry, but all I had was a three-party, posted dated check. Back on thread - putting beaver secretion in bourbon is about as WHA???? as the coffee fans who drink Kopi Luwak. KL is made from coffee beans that have been digested and defecated by Asian Palm Civets AKA Indonesian jungle cats. Now, there are at least TWO beverages that will never knowingly pass through me. THANKS for the head's up. Edited June 15, 2018 by Harry in WashDC Put "are" between "there" and "at". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinbrink Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 On 6/15/2018 at 1:13 PM, Harry in WashDC said: In my own mind, at least. Your check for pointing it out is in the mail. Sorry, but all I had was a three-party, posted dated check. Back on thread - putting beaver secretion in bourbon is about as WHA???? as the coffee fans who drink Kopi Luwak. KL is made from coffee beans that have been digested and defecated by Asian Palm Civets AKA Indonesian jungle cats. Now, there are at least TWO beverages that will never knowingly pass through me. THANKS for the head's up. I've had Kopi Luwak on a number of occasions and I have to say it was not shitty in the least. Honestly it was a good cup of coffee but not worth the price. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graftonbc1 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Actually, more of us have tasted this without knowing it. If you look at a list of ingredients on food or drink and it says “natural flavoring”, it can and most likely is some kind of animal musk. I’m not a flavored bourbon guy (Knob Creek maple is an exception), so I would definitely pass on this delicacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0895 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 8:30 PM, Vosgar said: Where does the madness end? Thomas Handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seribart Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 6:45 PM, reeko said: On 6/13/2018 at 5:13 PM, smokinjoe said: If you want to try it, Im guessing it’ll be on the rack at most lesbian bars... (ba-da-bum—-pssssshhhhh...). (ok, somebody had to do it...) Haha good one! Although now I'm wondering, can men actually enter a lesbian bar? There's no bouncer that says, no men allowed! The stuff I think about when I drink bourbon lol. I was at a SF giants game many years ago. We ran out of beer in the parking lot pre-game so decided to hit up a bar close by. It was a lesbian bar and no they wouldn't let us in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvd99 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 OK - I didn't want to start a new thread - so given the thread drift on this one - here it goes - does this picture remind you of anything? Like Beaver Bourbon perhaps? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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