Fun with TTB COLA's Online

[kevinbrink]

So if this feels too off topic mods feel free to move it.  While I was going full nerd looking through TTB filings today looking to see if there is anything on file for a Baker's single barrel or a new HH BIB I noticed a few real gems, first it looks to me like they have finally figured out how to rapid age, age statements as we have a 4 month old Straight bourbon:

https://www.ttbonline.gov/colasonline/viewColaDetails.do?action=publicFormDisplay&ttbid=18270001001016

 

Then there is this gem, I guess I understand the name based on the description but it still seems to remind me of Mathew McConaughey's character in Dazed & Confused

https://www.ttbonline.gov/colasonline/viewColaDetails.do?action=publicFormDisplay&ttbid=18273001000065

[Doug007]

'Merica Rye is made with "decades of pride" which accounts for how it can be the "best tasting Rye whiskey you've ever had" when it is only 4 months old! LOL

Edited October 10 by Doug007

[HoustonNit]

“Young bourbon get out of my mind, your TTB filing is way out of line.”

Sorry couldn’t help myself, could you imagine being in a rickhouse, for instance a janitor and the rickhouse had the song Young Girl on repeat 24hrs a day.

[CUfan99]

The science of aging whiskey is rapidly evolving; time travel and bad music. Whodathunkit?

 

Also aging in something made of oal? “Matured from Day 1 in new charred oal.”