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I get alerts in the corner of my computer monitor whenever a new email comes in. Working on the computer this morning and an alert pops up showing I have an email with the subject "Latest Insider Picks!" and I get excited thinking "Great, which liquor store is it???" and it turns out to be spam from a cruise company.  Do I have a problem?

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@cowdery  started a topic many moons ago. In it he calls this affliction whiskirexia nervosa. There’s many interesting posts to say the least. Do You Have It?  🤔 Below is the link.

 

Biba! Joe

 

 

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7 hours ago, PaulO said:

Don't you know, you go on the cruise to hit those duty free shops, like Frank.

 

Ha ha - only been on one cruise ship.  Many years ago, I took my parents on a Holland America trip to the Alaskan glaciers to celebrate their 40th anniversary.  Now, I just fly a lot or have my daughters check on their trips.  I ate waaay too much on the cruise and mostly remember my Mom saying "You too fat!"  😂

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1 hour ago, TwoFingers said:

I heard there is a 12-step program for that but I don't think anyone here recommends it.

Hard core enthusiasts just can’t seem to get past the 3rd step

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5 hours ago, TwoFingers said:

I heard there is a 12-step program for that but I don't think anyone here recommends it.

From what I hear, no ones made it past step 7 yet.  🥃🥴🥃 😬

 

Biba! Joe

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8 hours ago, TwoFingers said:

I heard there is a 12-step program for that but I don't think anyone here recommends it.

That is the normal numbers of steps from my car to the liquor store door. Very effective, works every time.

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I saw this on Hee Haw.

Roy "I've been reading a lot about the evils of drinking.  I think I'll stop."

Buck "drinking?"

Roy "No, reading" 👨‍🌾

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On 9/22/2021 at 6:56 AM, TwoFingers said:

I heard there is a 12-step program for that but I don't think anyone here recommends it.

I tried a 12 step program, fortunately my bourbon stash was only 10 steps away from my recliner

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12 minutes ago, yobber76 said:

I tried a 12 step program, fortunately my bourbon stash was only 10 steps away from my recliner

I used to be addicted to country-western dancing, but I went to a 2-step program...

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10 hours ago, IamMatt said:

I used to be addicted to country-western dancing, but I went to a 2-step program...

 

So, which type of music do you prefer?  Country OR Western???  (Bad paraphrase of an old "Blues Brothers" joke)  😂

 

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4 hours ago, GeeTen said:

 

So, which type of music do you prefer?  Country OR Western???  (Bad paraphrase of an old "Blues Brothers" joke)  😂

 

🤢🤢🤢🤮

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