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Buffalo Trace - Finally All Caught Up


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Frankfort Kentucky

Locals say it looks like a scene from the 1978 movie Convoy.  The roads are filled with semi trucks bumper to bumper.  It turns out, after years of ramping up production, Buffalo Trace Distillery is meeting production goals to fill all orders placed by distributors.  Retail customers should notice changes starting in just a few weeks.  Shelves will be fully stocked with all products: Antique Collection, Van Winkle, Weller, Blanton's, everything.

A company insider (who prefers to remain anonymous) gives one exception.  "We have been assembling a database of retailers who have gouged customers over the past fifteen years.  Those establishments have been blacklisted.  They will receive nothing."

"Furthermore we expect prices to stabilize around 2005 levels, and have lost age statements begin to return within the year."

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7 hours ago, PaulO said:

Frankfort Kentucky

Locals say it looks like a scene from the 1978 movie Convoy.  The roads are filled with semi trucks bumper to bumper.  It turns out, after years of ramping up production, Buffalo Trace Distillery is meeting production goals to fill all orders placed by distributors.  Retail customers should notice changes starting in just a few weeks.  Shelves will be fully stocked with all products: Antique Collection, Van Winkle, Weller, Blanton's, everything.

A company insider (who prefers to remain anonymous) gives one exception.  "We have been assembling a database of retailers who have gouged customers over the past fifteen years.  Those establishments have been blacklisted.  They will receive nothing."

"Furthermore we expect prices to stabilize around 2005 levels, and have lost age statements begin to return within the year."

Hmmmmmm. April Fools......

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