View Full Version : What Bourbon for Joe Millionaire

02-17-2003, 20:21
Evan says he doesn't care if he ever sees another glass of Champane, He's got the girl, a check for a cool mil, made out to both of them. Here's a guy that will need a good shot of Bourbon, What should it be? http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/confused.gif

02-17-2003, 21:09
No offense to you Bobby, but who cares what he drinks? He's a phony so we couldn't trust what he said anyhow.

Sorry, just ranting. Nothing against JM personally, but, I just don't get the appeal of these type of shows.

I am getting crotchety in my newly acquired middle age. Give me HBO Sunday night shows for entertainment and NPR for news. That's all I need.

02-17-2003, 21:32
OK, let's see now. This $19K/year heavy equipment operator now has claim to half of the million bucks Fox just gave him and he's engaged to a school teacher babe he won over by deception.

Bobby asks what bourbon he needs.

Well, since "Fat Chance in Hell" hasn't been branded or bottled yet, I recommend that he first share a glass of "Four Roses" with the young lady (he'll only need $15 for a bottle of the single barrel), then settle down solo for a couple doses of reality, specifically, straight shots of "Bellows" and "Old Crow," 'cuz we know he ain't even gonna get to that bottle of "Booker's 10th Anniversary."

02-17-2003, 21:49
hehe, I didn't watch any of the show but if I had such a large windfall, the first thing I would do is buy a cabinet full of Blantons..

02-17-2003, 23:21
I didn't watch it either, but your post about what you would do you reminded me of something. Anyone remember in the movie "Office Space" when Lawrence said what he would do if he had a millionaire dollars? http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/cool.gif And it had nothing to do with TPS reports. http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/confused.gif Hey, Peter, turn on channel 9! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/smirk.gif LOL.

02-18-2003, 12:35
I feel sure that Joe "Clown" wouldn't know Ten High from Blanton's or Old Crow from Stagg! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif See ya, H'wood http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/cool.gif

02-18-2003, 18:28
Damn I guess I'm the only romantic on the forum, you guys are way too cynical! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif
Really though I figured he'd be kissing his ass goodbye when she found out he didn't have the dough. http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif

02-18-2003, 18:44
Actually, I thought the oppposite. Of all of those girls, Zora was the one who really could have cared that he didn't have the million. There were some REAL gold-diggers on that show, Heidi especially... And yes, I've gotten caught up in one too many reality shows! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-18-2003, 19:36
Ahh, now I see. A little extra romance for your sweetie so that the bourbon bunker can grow in size. Good plan, Bobby, good plan! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-18-2003, 20:54
Old Crow poured out of a Bookers Bottle. http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-18-2003, 21:25

02-19-2003, 09:05
I tell ya what guys; it's a testament to my patience that I allow this thread to live. It should be terminated with extreme prejudice, just like Joe and his cadre of gold digging bimbos.

Now that y'all now how I feel ... Ten High in a Stagg bottle, like I gave my neighbor last week http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-19-2003, 17:29
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... Ten High in a Stagg bottle, like I gave my neighbor last week

Jim , How could you? Tell me it isn't so! On the other hand if he doesn't know the difference, he deserves to be done that way! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-19-2003, 17:37
Oh, it's so alright, but a long story.

I was cleaning my garage and discovered an old (forgotten) partially full half gallon of Ten High. I was just going to toss it, but since my friend wanted the empty Stagg bottle, I decided to fill it with Ten High, then toss the remainder. I figured it'd look better with something in it than empty.

The ironic part is that the Ten High was almost identical in color to the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I was drinking at the time. I didnt have the guts to taste the bourbon, but I'm sure the beer was the better choice http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

02-19-2003, 18:04
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Ten High in a Stagg bottle, like I gave my neighbor last week

[/QUOTE] It looks like your "methods have become unsound". http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

02-20-2003, 06:20
When not drinking bourbon, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is always a good choice! http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/cool.gif http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif