View Full Version : Top 12 Wines (maybe not)

09-10-2003, 16:37
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $3-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping cart, there's is a market for cheap wine http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/drinking.gif said Kathy Micken, Prof. of Marketing at Roger Williams Univ. in Bristol, R.I. She said, "the right name is very important."

So, here we go. The Top 12 suggested names for Walmart wines. Pay attention folks, we must draft a similar list for BOURBON should they decide to carry it next year.

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
09. Grape Expectations
08. Domaine Walmart 'Merde du Pays' Reserve
07. NASCARbernet
06. Chef Boyardeaux
05. Peanut Noir
04. Chateau des Moines
03. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
02. World Championship Reisling

And the Numero Uno name for Walmart wine....

1. NASTY SPUMANTE http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/toast.gif

Now, who wants to start the suggested bourbon list? http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/yum.gif


09-10-2003, 16:41

I can't think of any bourbon names right now, I'm laughing too much! http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif VERY FUNNY!


09-10-2003, 17:07
How about

Old Yeller,


Old Rip von Stinkel

09-10-2003, 17:13
Evan Williams Multiple Barrel Vintage 1994

Calm Turkey

Kinda Special New Fitzgerald

Old Grand Ma' 114

Hancock's Vice-Presidents Reserve

Rowan's Puddle

Booker's - False Barrel Bourbon

I know, I know, they're corny http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif

09-10-2003, 17:21
Mark, not as bad as this:

'Evil Korn' Bourbon (193 proof, aged 48 hours, extra small batch), bottled by enemies of Even Kulsveen.

09-10-2003, 17:23
How about "wife beater white zinfandel"

09-10-2003, 18:13
Omar, here's an old similiar (http://www.straightbourbon.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=General&Number=1841&pa ge=&view=&sb=5&o=) topic... I'm sure one of the suggestions in there will make ya' laugh http://www.straightbourbon.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif