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Borchard
04-16-2013, 08:36
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/cheers--toast--dallas---larry-hagman-with-j-r--ewing-bourbon-140746272.html

savagehenry
04-16-2013, 10:11
Ok I'll be the first:
Who did that shot of J.R.?

mark fleetwood
04-16-2013, 11:03
Watch out if this works. Can't be long before Sue Ellen Ewing "My Friend", Gregory House MD "Ease Your Pain" or Ted Kennedy's Very Special Old Chappaquiddick barrel proof bourbons hit the shelves.

ramblinman
04-16-2013, 11:21
Goofy and a bit ridiculous, but in all honestly he's only marginally more fictitious than the legends of Elijah Craig, Evan Williams and co.

MauiSon
04-16-2013, 12:21
Yeah, but who's even gonna recognize the name? Granny? It just doesn't sing.
May as well have gone for 'I Dream of Bourbon'.

Borchard
04-16-2013, 12:54
Gilligan's Bourbon!

BAO
04-16-2013, 13:26
I'll hold out for Patrick Duffy Rye.

HighInTheMtns
04-16-2013, 15:47
Gilligan's Bourbon!
They could also issue a younger bottling called Maynard G. Krebs Bourbon

MyOldKyDram
04-16-2013, 15:51
I only drink Major Healey Small Batch.

fishnbowljoe
04-16-2013, 16:32
I've heard that the 80 proof Barney Fife Bourbon is a little "thin". :slappin:

berto
04-16-2013, 16:52
Duke Boys Hazard County Moonshine

MyOldKyDram
04-16-2013, 17:00
Arthur Fonzarelli Manischewitz Wine.

BAO
04-16-2013, 18:21
Arthur Fonzarelli Manischewitz Wine.

I wish I could upboat this.

Meruck
04-16-2013, 18:40
?.....he's only marginally more fictitious than the legends of Elijah Craig,

Dude!! That statement borders on blasphemy.

MauiSon
04-16-2013, 18:54
Best thread of the day!? Or just my relief @finishing the IRS dance?

savagehenry
04-16-2013, 19:04
Bartender, I'll have a pour of Kelly Bundy's Juice.

MyOldKyDram
04-16-2013, 19:16
White Shadow Unaged Whiskey.

Borchard
04-17-2013, 12:07
Bartender, I'll have a pour of Kelly Bundy's Juice.

Sure! Let me snatch you some ;-)

squire
04-21-2013, 17:09
Texas Bourbon by way of Indiana.

mosugoji64
04-21-2013, 22:22
That Tonya Harding bourbon will knock you on your ass ...

kjbeggs
02-26-2014, 19:22
Hitting next month
http://www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2014/02/j-r-ewing-bourbon-created-in-honour-of-dallas-return/

but c'mon, 80 proof?
Isn't that a little soft for Ol' J.R.?

jvd99
02-26-2014, 20:40
I'm thinking of ramping up the Uncle Jesse Distilling Co. Cooter will be my Brand Ambassador.

Ravensfire
02-27-2014, 07:54
I'm thinking of ramping up the Uncle Jesse Distilling Co. Cooter will be my Brand Ambassador.

If Daisy delivers, I'm buying! :grin:

kjbeggs
05-17-2014, 18:17
Bourbon blog says: "According to our recent interview with Prairie Creek Beverages, J.R. Ewing Bourbon is a 4 year old Bourbon from a distillery in Lawrenceburg, Kentucky with 88% corn and 12% wheat. "

I've got a couple of bottles, but haven't even thought to open one yet.

shoshani
05-18-2014, 07:38
Gilligan's Extra-Quick Age-Accelerated Island Whiskey.

How much time did it spend in the barrel? A three hour tour, a three hour tour....

bjhowell
05-18-2014, 07:45
Hell this stuff is no sillier than the Ron Burgundy Great Odins Raven Scotch.